Action with brains.
Sci-fi with humanity.
Comedy with pain.
NOBODY.
FUCKING.
MOVE.
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NOBODY MOVE is David Singer and CK Pahlow — a transcontinental award-winning screenwriting partnership that smashes together Sci-Fi, Comedy, and Action to tell the kind of stories that keep audiences on the edge of their fucking seats.
Our projects.
Time Management
(half-hour sci-fi/comedy)
2026: The giant ORCA corporation sends an ambitious middle-manager back in time for a top secret mission. But it’s not to kill Hitler — they're sending Joe back a measly three years to complete “administrative” work. And while he’s in the past shredding documents and purchasing chicken farms, he sees his old life clearly for the first time — including the marriage his old self is about to ruin. Joe decides to grab the future he thinks he deserves, even if that means drugging, kidnapping, and taking the place of the other Joe to do it.
Heavy Machinery
(feature-film sci-fi)
In the not-too-distant future, an Artificial Superintelligence has all but eradicated humanity. As the robotic drills approach the earth’s core, the few remaining human slaves that maintain the equipment are suddenly informed that the team with the lowest productivity will be “reassigned”. The different teams go to war with each other, desperate to maintain their feeble hold on life, and what starts out as sabotage quickly turns into bloody combat. Will they be the ones who wipe out humanity once and for all with their vicious civil war, or can they band together to spit in the unseen eye of their oppressor?
NPR Radical
(feature length black comedy)
White “NPR radical” Ryan Carrow has joined the good fight. But when a rally demanding the removal of a Confederate statue descends into violence, he ends up zip-tied in the back of an unmarked van. Proto-fascism collides with bureaucratic incompetence as the authorities decide he’s a mysterious terrorist and shuttle him from black site to black site, until he’s unsure if he’s in Azerbaijan or Sacramento. Confronted by real radicals and real violence for the first time in his life, how will his big-PTA-energy stand up against waterboarding? And when push comes to shove, will he beg to be released back to the suburbs, or will he join the real freedom fighters?
SueAnon
(feature length black comedy)
After years of listening to the absurd “truths” her parents have uncovered on Facebook, all while discrediting her work as part of the “fake news mainstream media”, Sue Metzger creates a conspiracy theory so ridiculous that her parents will have to change their ways once she reveals that she’s the author. Unfortunately, the conspiracy becomes more popular — and dangerous — than Pizzagate. She battles to redirect the energies of her new followers into something that resembles reality. But every move she makes pushes them in ever more absurd and unexpected directions, and she’s haunted by visions of the possible future she’s helped create — from the mass removal of all suburban trees, to mandatory “re-education” for anyone who doesn’t watch The Voice. Can she wrest back control of the narrative before Maryland descends into an authoritarian dystopia? Or will her nightmares become reality?
Ones and Zeros
(feature length sci-fi dramedy)
Professor Amy Pezzati has found a way to save humanity. And her funding’s just been cut. As society approaches collapse, her incredibly complex one-to-one simulation of the earth and everything on it has provided numerous pathways for solving humanity’s many problems. And, to her surprise, her virtual avatar has managed to find love, connection, and happiness in a world made of 1s and 0s in a way that had always eluded her IRL. With only a matter of days before the money is gone and the simulation evaporates forever, Amy has to confront what gives life meaning and what she’s actually trying to save.
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David Singer
thesweetscience@gmail.com
David Singer is a writer, director, and musician based in Chicago. His debut short film Advantage: Weinberg was chosen for the Emerging Filmmaker Showcase at the Cannes Film Festival, and his feature film Imperfections premiered at the 2016 Austin Film Festival and was distributed worldwide. In 2019, his project Incoming won the Digital Series Award in the AFF Screenwriting Competition. Incoming is now in production as a narrative podcast and will debut in 2023.
David is also a musician who has released 5 LPs and played hundreds of shows around the world.
As a composer, his work in tv, film, and theater includes the Tony Award-winning August: Osage County and the Broadway remount of Of Mice And Men.
CK Pahlow
chris.pahlow@gmail.com
CK Pahlow is an Australian screenwriter passionate about bringing authentic characters and relationships to stories in the elevated genre space.
He got his start writing and directing grounded drama and comedy, making his feature debut with "Play It Safe" in 2015, before following it up with his work on the script for dark comedy "Brothers' Nest", which Rolling Stone reported "could (and should) be the sleeper hit of" SXSW 2018.
In 2019 his pilot script "The Trouble With Unicorns" brought him to the AFF finals, where he met (and fell in writer-love with) fellow finalist David Singer. Since then, CK has been having a blast bringing his experience in the Australian indie film scene to the genre space — partnering with David on sci-fi comedies that are equal parts smart and silly (including AFF 2022's "Time Management"), and with fellow Aussie Philip Tarl Denson on darker sci-fi and horror scripts.